1001 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

1 -Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..


2-1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu

Wo Kia Hai Jo Cow K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?

Pappu: Legs..

Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant Mai Hai Or Meri Pant Me Nahi Hai?

Pappu: Paisay..

Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Log Din Me Karne K Bjaye Raat Ko Bistar Pai Kartai Hain?

Pappu: Neend Puri Kartai Hain..

Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?

Pappu: Kan Mai Chaid..

MORAL: Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat Pappu Ki Tarha Saaf Rakhain.


3-1 Lrki Zor Zor Sy Gana Ga Rhi Thi
MJHAY RANG DAY.

MJHAY RANG DAY.

MJHAY RANG DAY.


Lrki Ki Maa Ne Usay Boht Mara.

Kyun?

Kyun K Lrki Totli Thi.

4-Ladki Kadkay K Paas Gai,Ladkay 
Ne Uolta Kia,Peechhay Se Khola,Aur....... Under Dala. Ladki Bohut Khush Thhi,Wo Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thhi.'Mobile Mai SIM CARD'

5-  16 Saal
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36 Saal
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Kia Samjhe?



Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna


Zyada SMS Parhoge To Itna Bara Chashma Lagega!!!

 6- A Dad Went To School To Get Son?S Report Card.

Busy Madam: Abhi Nahi.

Dad: Mera Boht Mood Tha Abhi Sab Dekh Leta.

Madam: Main Sab Dikha Dongi Per Abhi Nahi.

Dad: Tou Phir Kab Aon Mein?

Madam: Mere Periods Khatam Hone Ke Baad. 
7-College girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo
SIR: Thora ruko aram se longa
Girl: Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere periodstart ho jain gaY.

8-Teacher: is ka passive voice banao
Sunsan Jagho Par Baccho ke Sath Hadse ho jate he
student:sunsan jagho par hone wale hadso se bacche ho jate hai.